Monday, October 27, 2008

An Observers Review

THE PATTY MELT REVIEW

* Day 1.....Cute cows...thirsty for chocolate milk
* Day 2.....Shit....Al Gore may be on to something
* Day 3.....Oh, Oh.......Cow down
* Day 4.....Holy cow skid marks
* Day 5.....The Hills Are Alive With the Sounds of Cows.....falling and they can’t get up
* Day 6.....Holy cow pie..........holy cow tippin
* Day 7.....We know a good Dr that specializes in “Meat Fetishes”

Brought to you by “the American Meat Council” and “Peta”.........we’re common’ to gitcha.........

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